After James spent the afternoon asking his sister "would you rather" questions, Katie eventually fell asleep on the couch and James then directed his odd questions to me.
"Mom, would you rather have a disco room, own a Dunkin' Donuts, or have a talking golf ball?"
I said, "I guess I'd pick the Dunkin' Donuts".
"Would you rather own Disney World, own Hershey Park, or own a hat that says 'Foxy Grandpa'?"
"I'll pick Hershey Park"
"Would you rather own a private jet, a rocket ship, or a 1000 bottles of milk?"
"Private jet".
"Would you rather own a new hot rod, a monster truck, or an exploding pineapple?"
"I"ll take the exploding pineapple"
He abruptly stopped and sternly said, "Mom! Really?! You can pick a hot rod or a monster truck, and you're saying you'd REALLY pick the exploding pineapple?! I'm not going to do this anymore if you're not going to take it seriously!"
(2/1/13)
I am a mother of three children: Danny (now 14), James (now 12), and Katie (now 8). After putting all the funny things they say and do into posts on my Facebook page, some of my friends suggested I start a blog. And now, I'm in my fifth year of documenting their antics.
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