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Saturday, March 22, 2014

Grease is More Appealing Than Love

I took Katie and James with me to run a few errands.  It was after noontime when we were finished, and they both said that they were getting hungry. 
I said, "I'll make you lunch as soon as we get home."
James suggested, "Why don't we go out for lunch?'
Knowing that I had kid-friendly "treat" lunches at home, and always looking for the healthier alternative to fast food, I said, " I'll make you chicken nuggets and french fries at home."
James said, "They have that at Wendy's."
I replied, "Yes. Well, I make mine with love."
Without missing a beat, James deadpanned, "Yeah, well they make theirs with grease."
(3/22/14)
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